A List of the Reasons She left Him...He left Her...You left Them...They left You.
Dear Leader
Listed here are some of the many reasons that we leave a romantic relationship. Sometimes its on the first date...sometimes after 5 years. Anything thing that can make you leave, pet peeves or life altering though they may be, are to be cataloged here. Some of these will not apply to you, not you with the perfect record of not dating freaks/weirdos/losers/people, but rest assured they apply to someone out there. Please feel free to leave some of your favorite Dealbreakers.
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- Refers to their spiritual advisor as MASTER.
- Has ever been abducted by an alien.
- She wants you to call her “Momma”…in or out of the...
- Doesn’t remember the Challenger explosion.
- Doesn’t vote.
- You catch her watching porn by herself…of herself…...
- You catch him watching porn by himself…of himself…...
- Knows how to give a ‘jailhouse tattoo’.
- Owns more than one Yoko Ono solo album.
- Was once engaged to one of your siblings.
- Has a shrine…to a TV personality.
- Doesn’t see what the big deal is about stem cell r...
- Has slept with your boss.
- Thinks the Beatles are overrated.
- Name drops.
- Doesn’t know who Gerald Ford was.
- Eats crackers in bed.
- Eats in bed, period.
- Has plan on how to land on the sun…involves going ...
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- Dinner and a movie means Taco Bell and Blockbuster...
- Can’t show you Utah on a map.
- Roots for your college team’s arch rival.
- Smokes crack…regularly.
- Agrees with “some of what David Duke has to say”.
- Believes in fairies
- She’s already married.
- Not only believes in Bigfoot, but has gone ‘Bigfoo...
- He/She has ever slept with a member of the followi...
- Knows the guys at the counter of the local motel p...
- Works for the IRS…and likes it.
- Has never seen “The Godfather”
- Sends you an invoice after your first date.
- Their ex is doing a ‘nickel’ up state.
- Refers to their self in the third person…constantl...
- Has another persons name tattooed across their nec...
- Uses the word 'Dude' during sex.
- She is one of the undead / a zombie
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