101 Deal Breakers

A List of the Reasons She left Him...He left Her...You left Them...They left You.

Dear Leader

Dear Leader
Listed here are some of the many reasons that we leave a romantic relationship. Sometimes its on the first date...sometimes after 5 years. Anything thing that can make you leave, pet peeves or life altering though they may be, are to be cataloged here. Some of these will not apply to you, not you with the perfect record of not dating freaks/weirdos/losers/people, but rest assured they apply to someone out there. Please feel free to leave some of your favorite Dealbreakers.

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Blog Archive

  • ▼  2008 (39)
    • ►  May (2)
    • ►  April (19)
    • ▼  March (18)
      • Dinner and a movie means Taco Bell and Blockbuster.
      • Can’t show you Utah on a map.
      • Roots for your college team’s arch rival.
      • Smokes crack…regularly.
      • Agrees with “some of what David Duke has to say”.
      • Believes in fairies
      • She’s already married.
      • Not only believes in Bigfoot, but has gone ‘Bigfoo...
      • He/She has ever slept with a member of the followi...
      • Knows the guys at the counter of the local motel p...
      • Works for the IRS…and likes it.
      • Has never seen “The Godfather”
      • Sends you an invoice after your first date.
      • Their ex is doing a ‘nickel’ up state.
      • Refers to their self in the third person…constantly.
      • Has another persons name tattooed across their neck
      • Uses the word 'Dude' during sex.
      • She is one of the undead / a zombie

3/31/08

Dinner and a movie means Taco Bell and Blockbuster.

Posted by mike at 7:27 AM No comments:

3/30/08

Can’t show you Utah on a map.

Posted by mike at 7:44 AM No comments:

3/27/08

Roots for your college team’s arch rival.

Posted by mike at 10:51 AM No comments:

Smokes crack…regularly.

Posted by mike at 10:42 AM No comments:

Agrees with “some of what David Duke has to say”.

Posted by mike at 10:40 AM 1 comment:

Believes in fairies

Posted by mike at 10:38 AM No comments:

She’s already married.

Posted by mike at 10:35 AM No comments:

Not only believes in Bigfoot, but has gone ‘Bigfoot Hunting’

Posted by mike at 7:55 AM No comments:

He/She has ever slept with a member of the following hair metal bands: Motley Crue, Whitesnake or Poison.

Posted by mike at 7:53 AM No comments:

3/26/08

Knows the guys at the counter of the local motel personally.

Posted by mike at 12:43 PM No comments:

Works for the IRS…and likes it.

Posted by mike at 7:50 AM No comments:

Has never seen “The Godfather”

Posted by mike at 7:48 AM No comments:

3/25/08

Sends you an invoice after your first date.

Posted by mike at 5:17 AM No comments:

3/20/08

Their ex is doing a ‘nickel’ up state.

Posted by mike at 9:49 AM No comments:

Refers to their self in the third person…constantly.

Posted by mike at 9:46 AM No comments:

Has another persons name tattooed across their neck

Posted by mike at 9:44 AM No comments:

Uses the word 'Dude' during sex.

Posted by mike at 9:22 AM 1 comment:

She is one of the undead / a zombie

Posted by mike at 9:01 AM No comments:
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